Who tf is this goober
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Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.
I don't really want to look at this man.
Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?
it looks like an earphone.
I do not want to look
Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.
In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is
What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.
It's meant to keep the top of the box from sagging down and messing up the pizza. Not usually a problem on smaller boxes but happens a lot with larger ones.
I got a hockey net last time.
I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.
You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.
The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it
not on tiktok you're not
Then go somewhere else
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FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though
Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO
Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.
Those get stuck far more often as well.
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