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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Doxxed by H3?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

alone and unknown :')

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Being the boss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.

So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

His name is Candy and he has a good shot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I guess I'll explode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Shmurdered Murdered....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

On an intelligent journey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Saving the world a lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Suicide I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?

thats this benzing ring (plastic)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I would not be the only one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sailing. I guess an accident

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

probably something cult related I guess

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

In world war IV, I'd say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's happening one way or another. But not both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

it was the sweet tooth in the end

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Genetic engineering gone wrong

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No one would see it, but they may hear it.

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