Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
So many ways...
Just ducks!
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
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Death by giant space hamster.
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
That's a good question...
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
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The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness
Someone wants me dead
Mashing Keys
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
Killed by giant snake.
I get murder suicided
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by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
mildly, nothing extreme
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.
Snakebite
Suddenly and all over the place
Hmmm. I dunno.
Ocean
Splooooooosh.
Kabloooooowie
Shamefully.
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
It would be whelming. Just so.
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
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