At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
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Brake failure on a mountain road.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Struck by railgun fire.
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
Suicide.
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
Weird ... Is what I'd say
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
oh oh... I'm in danger.
Beans
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
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O...oh...
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
Too much LSD
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
Excrubulently.
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Oxidation.
I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".