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[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Wait, we're discussing the wrong thing entirely.

This woman took the bus for a one mile hike while she was in college? Like, in her twenties she looked at the prospect of walking for just over a kilometer and a half, a distance you can apparently cover by bike faster than by bus, and she went "nah, I need mechanical help for that".

This happened in the US, didn't it?

[–] [email protected] 172 points 1 month ago (4 children)

To be clear, this did not happen at all

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, you go around telling kids about the tooth fairy, too? Get in the spirit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

How about you get in the spirit of doing your chemistry homework instead of posting on lemmy

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemmy: Cars are a plague and shouldn't exist, communities need functional public transit

Also Lemmy: Someone used public transit when they could have walked? Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Both can be true. I love public transport, but I wouldn't take the bus for 1.5 km. I'd walk or, at most, take my bike.

Yes, also if it's a little rainy outside.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What if you're carrying a heavy backpack and the bus stop is right next to your class?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't even bother, gatekeepers gonna gatekeep

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (6 children)

In the Netherlands, students get free public transport. If there's a bus coming that you can use for free, why not?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Fwiw as far as the reasonableness of taking a bus 1 mile, that's 16 minutes at a brisk walk. Less at a very fast walk. Depending on traffic, number of stops, etc., a bus could take about 10 minutes to go the same distance, probably less. So you're definitely saving time, even if it's not a huge amount. You're also saving effort and sweat, depending on how fast you go and the weather.

When I was in uni, I would regularly walk the 1.2 km to campus. But I would catch a bus the 1.8 km (remembering that a mile is 1.6) to the shops. Because it's a hot unshaded route with a significant uphill. Plus I had to carry the shopping. Whereas the walk to uni was flat, shady, and I rarely had to carry more than just a laptop. And also there literally wasn't a bus that could take me.

So yeah, depending on how all the specifics fit together, I don't see anything wrong with taking a bus 1.6 km.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

It could be cold, windy, or really hot out. Or she doesn't want to walk a mile with all her school stuff, or she doesn't have great mobility. Also there are plenty of 30+ people going to college

It could also just be made up, maybe stop looking to get outraged

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

American infrastructure is so heavily skewed against pedestrians in pretty much every city that isn't NYC. While large college campuses tend to be more pedestrian friendly, it still isn't great. And since most Americans aren't walking a mile everyday, when you then couple that with a backpack with materials needed for two different college classes like textbooks, laptop and charger, or notebooks and pens, it can be difficult for some ti walk that distance for whatever reason.

I don't know why people are still surprised that the country designed to punish people who are too poor to afford a car has so little pedestrian and cycling.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A bus that's convenient in the US? What are you smoking?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm sure the physically disabled students at that college appreciate you letting them know that you think one mile is too short for a bus ride

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lots of universities have free busses that you can just walk on, no pass or anything needed that loop around campus. They're so frequent and convenient that using them is often just the routine, even if it's not literally faster. It's easy to get into the habit of waiting for the bus on cold days, and you keep it in the summer.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Do you take the escalator, or do you walk up the stairs ?

What a weakling you are for choosing the escalator.

Edit :

It seems that the irony got lost : most people just take the escalator for a mere 50 steps, just as most people would just take the bus if it's convenient. So all people in this thread shaming her are quite ridiculous.

As for me, I take the stairs instead of the elevator daily (5th floor) and wouldn't get on the bus because I have strong social anxiety.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

My university was literally all uphill from dorms with traffic and 90 degree heat. You took the fucking bus.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I war of the worlds’d my partner once. It’s the sort of thing you do once, realize just how fucked up your actions were, and learn never to do it again, or a yearly tradition if you’re with precisely the right person.

Created like 2 years of emotional dependence from that. Really stagnated our personal evolutions. Truly a terrible joke. I regret it weekly.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What did you do exactly, if you don’t mind us asking?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

NO

It’s replicable and I know one of you will consider trying it despite the flashing warning signs. I’d rather not instigate others into betraying the trust of those closest to them. When I said that I regret it weekly, I was entirely sincere.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

You're no fun.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Completely fair, thanks!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Faked a narrative so convincingly that the partner really thought something (i guess) terrible has happened.

You know, like when War fo the Worlds was aired for the first time, people really thought aliens had attacked the US.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aaahhhhh.... and I thought you turned into a 20 meter high mechanical spider abducting people and razing buildings. I thought yea, this guy went too far

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was all for it until he started razing the orphanages.

The first was funny. The fifth felt like he was pushing impropriety a little far.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought he literally remade war of the worlds-esque radio news reports to trick her into believing an invasion was imminent

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun fact: that never actually happened. It was just a fun little goof some papers ran with and spread for shits and gigs to play along. No one thought it was real.

In actuality, it was a weekly radio program that always told fiction stories and it was on its regular broadcast time, only had a 2% listener audience across the US, there were commercial breaks that mentioned the show, and no one believed it was real. No histaria, no people killing themselves, no end of the world vibes.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (20 children)

1 mile

take the bus

This is a complete fiction, right?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Colleges love to flex their local bus service. Especially if it’s a big campus in the north.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why? Do you live in america or something where bus infrastructure is bad?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm moderately flabbergasted that you'd consider anything other than walking for that kind of distance.

But I don't know the particulars here so maybe I should have kept my thought for myself.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know why everyone's going on about weather. 1 mile is a 20 minute walk. A bus can do it in 5. That's huge time savings regardless of the weather.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

If it's a campus bus it's almost certainly free, and probably timed to class schedules. If you only have 10m or so between classes it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Eh, 1 mile is pretty far when carrying a heavy backpack. If it's free, I'd take the bus.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Pfft. When I was young, I had to walk to TWO schools while carrying TWO heavy backpacks. The bus wasn't free because buses were still feral vehicles that tried to kill us on our way to school.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Free bus and constant buses arriving? Why not.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (8 children)

When I was 330 lbs. (150kg) it would take me 30 minutes to walk a mile, and I would be post-exercise dumb for at least 30 more. You don't want to the post-exercise dumb for class (taking or teaching).

Now (225 lbs. [~102kg]), it would still take me about 15 minutes to walk it, tho at that pace my HR wouldn't significantly increase, and I might decide to take the bus instead, if there's any sort of weather.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

???? Free college buses around campus in the winter time is dope what's the problem

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean depends on the weather and how much time you have. I have a shop I go to regularly about 5-10 minutes walking distance away. Some days I just don't feel like walking and take the bus. If she had to go there more than once per week I can completely understand some days just not feeling like it.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: uhhhh oh no is this real

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Op should tell her asap. Op caused this and if op truly cares about the situation they should take responsibility and the blame.

Worser cases reality 1: The panic attack was unrelated and Op is a stone cold bastard for not asking/showing empathy about it.

Worser cases reality 2: Gf thinks there was someone else and she had cheated with on accident, these panic attacks keep occurring as its settles as a deep trust issues complex.

Best case reality: Op tells her straight to the point and offers a sincere apology. Gf forgives op, and the relationship is strengthened in the long term.

Mixed reality: Gf is furious and dumps Op on the spot. They both dodged a red flag and were simply not compatible in finding eachothers boundaries. You don't pull jokes like that on a single whim, it’s clearly part of their nature.

This is a green text and probably fake btw.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is […] probably fake btw.

YOU SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT

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