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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 218 points 1 day ago (8 children)

This happened to a girl I knew that tried to make some money on onlyfans during Covid lockdown. Only lasted 4 months, even though she was pretty attractive. I think guys just assume that as a girl, you can simply post nudes online and make money, while it actually does require consistent effort, marketing skills, and a bit of luck.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know so many people trying to make it as streamers who cannot seem to understand that you have to do a lot of work to make anything catch on unless you are crazy lucky/extremely attractive. A regular person playing a game isn't interesting for others and it takes energy for most to cultivate a following.

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[–] [email protected] 170 points 1 day ago (4 children)

on onlyfans, like most platforms, the vast majority of people make little to nothing

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago

I imagine it’s as easy to make money off of as YouTube or Twtich, almost impossible.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is a topic for a community like laststagecapitalism or similar.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are a lot of people whod appreciate her features so its surprising she didnt get any attention. Maybe anon made up the story and is actually into men?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone else in the comments said they were there and it's actually real. Likely still into men though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

fake and into men

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

Nope anon is the girl trying to get your attention

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago

Lies? On the internet? Impossible!

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago

Anon experiences empathy for once in their miserable life.
One of the few legit greentexts. lol

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like anon could had made her day by just talking to her

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's for the best he didnt...

[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Frankly, I’m glad she was spared the trouble. I can’t imagine they’d be able to offer words of encouragement without seeming intensely parasocial. A generic “you’re hot” wouldn’t have amounted to much. It doesn’t seem like there’s a correct answer, besides finding her irl, flashing her unlocked onlyfans, and begging for her socks

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think this is the Hallmark original romcom I need in my life.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago

Your post ended in a way I was not expecting.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Great advice right here

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

plain, no curves, small tits, goth

Can a brother get a link?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Twink, my beloved 🥰🥰

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

I don't know you but I fucking love you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that one has quite the substantial fanbase of this sort so this is far from applicable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

yeah, where is the r/linkiscute equivalent

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I don't know you but I fucking hate you

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

THAT'S MY PURSE

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You really needed a URL shortener, didn't you, you devil?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

That sounds like my type, have you got a link you can dm me?

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