this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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Sounds like anon could had made her day by just talking to her
Frankly, I’m glad she was spared the trouble. I can’t imagine they’d be able to offer words of encouragement without seeming intensely parasocial. A generic “you’re hot” wouldn’t have amounted to much. It doesn’t seem like there’s a correct answer, besides finding her irl, flashing her unlocked onlyfans, and begging for her socks
I think this is the Hallmark original romcom I need in my life.
!Remindme in 20y
Don’t you dare bring that bot back.
Your post ended in a way I was not expecting.
Great advice right here
Maybe it's for the best he didnt...