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I'm gonna need an analysis on those cry emojis too
It's some zoomie nonsense, don't worry about it
I think it would be nice to have some ask about you
What’s your ideal day off look like?
No work, nothing that needs to be done, and I'm free to do whatever I want. Since we're taliking ideal, my friends are also available.
If there's a heaven, this is what it's like
What's your favorite pokemon?
Subs or dubs?
subs. Every time and irrespective of language. What's your favorite pokemon?
Eevee, since the beginning. You?
Eevee gang reporting in. It used to be nine tails when I was younger though.
Tell me more about yourself.
I'm a software engineer, I like PC games, gym and martial arts and I live in Taiwan. How about you?
I work in IT as well. I like retro games mostly 16-bit console games. I sit all day long and not doing enough exercise.
I worked in Taipei for nearly 3 years, when I was young. Loved the people and the food. I hope the CCP will stop trying to take over Taiwan.
I too sit all day long and not get enough exercise
Nice, what's your method of choice for playing the retro console games? I setup a retro pi ages back but now I'd probably use my steam deck
I use my phone and razer kishi for that. I would love to have a Steam Deck but my wife wouldn't be happy for me to buy one.
Some of my favourite games are: Dragon Quest 3, Final Fantasy VI, Mass Effect 1, Fallout 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Secret of Mana, Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter II, Shadow of the Colossus.
I would love to get an info dump like that. I could go back to it for the rest or the relationship
Actually, in article 7, clause 42, you said you're fine with your SO buying a dirtbike instead of paying for a vacation!
Yes, but in article 12, clause 51, I clearly stated that it only applies to instances where we're together winning the lottery.
1 page
15 KB 😂😂😂
Turns out it’s just a logic bomb
.md for the win
"So tell me about yourself"
"It's all on the resume"
honestly, I kinda want to write mine too
Good luck getting your new autobiography published!
Mine would be in markdown/LaTex with MathJax for the equations and stuff
Ah, the classic 'About me' document featuring more equations than a math textbook!
Are you showing your optimal life equation? I'm just here wondering if the solution involves more sleep or just a magical blend of caffeine and other drugs!
$\text{me} + \text{you} = \text{amazing}$
You need the math formatting on + and = that bad, huh?
Most relatable part of this.
I send them a README.md
can't even read it because of this shitty meme format
the idea comes from a meme that i never knew i needed
Markdown Resume better T_T
Or as a recording of a rap song:
Now this is the story all about how,
my life got flipped-turned upside down,
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became full of despair.