1995ToyotaCorolla

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Rose Finch in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

I could make a great PC for that... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

me_irl in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You sound like me when I'm white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax

I could use some context in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

without saying how old you are, how old are you? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

What instances do you block and/or contain the most trolls? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama

For health reasons. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick

What's the most useless skill you've mastered, and how did you end up getting so good at it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

Ford Patents A Way To Bring Ads Inside Your Car in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

Need more positive masculinity. Like what you see? Ask about it and learn from them in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work

Research shows more than 80% of AI projects fail, wasting billions of dollars in capital and resources: Report in c/[email protected]

TIL that due to a disfunction of the ABCCII gene the majority of Asians have significantly less body odor than other populations in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like "Okay ABCC11 you get... Earwax and ...ah. Body odor".