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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 minutes ago

On the one hand, sure, oracle rep could have handled it better

But on the other hand...

The TOS do say you are only eligible to sign up once

Now, on the not telling you the reason why the shutoff happened, it's totally logical. No company will let you know what was the TOS violation to help you or others to avoid future detection and commit fraud. Anyone on IT knows this.

Not saying the guy did it, but apparently Oracle believes they did. It's the same as Google. One simple fuck up on an add in adwords and your account is screwed for life. Could be for the most innocuous of things, like a flag raised by usage patterns, or going to the extremes, a possible compromised instance got nuked preemptively

In any case always remember that the resources occupied in a free instance may and will be freed up when needed without warning.

And if stuff is THAT IMPORTANT, always go on prem , with at least two different providers for cloud services and backup

Also, read the terms of service. It's not that hard

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 hours ago

a good reminder to back up your shit regardless of what service you're using.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

TikTok being forced to host on Oracle instead of Google/Microsoft all but confirms that Oracle is CIA Cloud.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Historically, the only thing Oracle ever made which was good was their database, and even that is only worth it beyond a certain size of dataset and number of simultaneous requests being served.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 31 minutes ago

They didn't make Mysql if that's what you're referring to and Oracle DB was nothing revolutionary.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Nice to know that they go above and beyond to uphold GDPR

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

We don't move your data across borders... Because we don't have it any more!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Oracle cares so much about your privacy they delete your data before you even send a request.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

As someone who had that misfortune to work woth their products, this tracks just great. Honestly. I've used their Apex and SQL developer. Both of them are unintuitive to use, inconsistent, lacking features, and just a complete resource hogs in their own ways. Makes me wonder how they are still keeping themselves afloat, considering the abhorrent state and quality their products are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 51 minutes ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago)

We used JCaps for hospital interfaces… when the time came to renew licenses, they literally ghosted us until we just moved to a different engine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god, Apex. I was trying to enjoy my morning. Unintuitive isn't even the right way to describe it. It has to be the most complicated way to build an application and that's just sticking with the templates. Even knowing what I would need to change would require guess work and 5 minutes of hunting to find the action that may not even work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I sincerely despise how it hides the primary keys of a table when creating a interactive grid with a form subpage for entering new data, I have to unhide the primary key twice, on two different places. I know it does that for the master details as well, and I think it does the same for reports as well. Like, come on! It's so infuriating how much time i have to waste just changing the primary key to be visible. Won't even gonna mention how much it's necessary to scroll to change a field to a dropdown list. The RESTful services are at least somewhat straightforward. Really like when it gives me "Under unscheduled maintenance" and then I gotta figure if it's my SQL or they being down for real... Also for some reason, all of Oracle's pages just take foooreever to load on my network. It's not my router, it's not my connection, since all other websites just load fine...

In both cases, I was using Oracle products for seminar projects. Specifically for Apex, I had to make a simple database with 15 tables, and visualise all of them in the Apex as a page. I am empathetic to anyone who has to use either in a production environment on a real project...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago

I thought you could just go to the UI settings within the SQL Workshop and unmark the APK as Hidden for that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I recall My company at the time was getting free rehosting pro serve and 6 months active credit. Heavy oracle rac shop. Now, 6 years on they are stuck. I offered to migrate them off oracle but the CEO likes oracle. Down with the ship, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Ancient service contracts with companies who wouldn't be able to afford migrating to a new ecosystem. That's all that's keeping most of these older tech companies afloat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Something about eggs in one basket.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Two baskets of eggs? Have you seen how much they cost?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Not just oracle. Couple years ago Google nuked an Australian pension fund cloud environment with no way to restore. Just poof all data gone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Google did restore it, no? It was Google's fuckup, but there were backups.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No, the org had their own backups because of compliance reasons.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

thank fuck! Guidelines are written in blood, and lost bytes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That was mistake on Google part if I remember correctly, it wasn't intentional.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oopsie, the photos of your dead wife/husband/father/mother/pet/children are all gone. Pleasure doing bussiness with you! 🤗

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

We're sowwwie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 hours ago

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's the problem with their "always free" virtual machines. Use too much, and they delete it for abuse. Use just a little, and they delete it for inactivity.

Those aren't free because Oracle is benevolent, but simply because probably they had a contract with Ampere to purchase millions of those arm server CPUs and they have vacancy

They're "free" in the hope that they will catch a whale: someone gets used to their infrastructure with a test, then spin more paid virtual machines

If in a specific datacenter, suddenly a whale is asking more resources, the free ones are getting the cut

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Ah but this guy said he was paying them, in this reply on Mastodon, and that in fact they didn't even stop the charge for next month.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

I'm kinda excited about my free tier. Gonna see what happens in the future.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My much brainier than me friend was telling me about the courses he was taking to apply to Oracle. I had to break it to him how far down they've fallen, and not to expect anything working for them. He's smart, but not in the right social channels like the Fediverse to see what the real people are saying.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

All of the tech people everywhere know about Oracle. You'd have to be actively avoiding the info, or be coming in from a completely different subculture at this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

He's been so deeply invested in code itself and cloistered in Udemy courses. Trust me, I know how it sounds.

He really doesn't communicate with others in the business, which right now I think is his downfall. No connections.

He's the "no distractions and dive into paid resources" type of learner and I'm the "scour the web and find news and free resources" type of learner, but I'm easily distracted.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago

This is exactly why you don't use anything from Oracle, especially free stuff like OCP. If you think you're not going to regret it eventually, you're fucking wrong.

[–] [email protected] 223 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

I am moderately surprised that this didn’t have anything to do with Trump or Elon Musk. I was pretty curious what activist organization Erik Uden ran. But, the punchline wasn’t that, and was in the Mastodon replies.

Interestingly, two days before Oracle deleted my account and all servers associated with it, I publicly criticized Oracle's CEO in a viral post for promising dystopian AI surveillance technology to his investors.

https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/113879369270806353

What a weird coincidence

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I think the Oracle CEO was the original CEO asshole before the current batch became the new big thing. No that it means that he's actually deleting accounts left and right, but he's been a dick before it was cool.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 18 hours ago

Sounds about right for Oracle. I worked for a company that got bought by Oracle, and the support ticketing system we used was owned by Salesforce. Now, Larry Ellison hates Salesforce. So everyone was told to eliminate use of all Salesforce software.

Only problem was the Oracle software they wanted me to switch to - Service Center - was terrible. It was designed for massive call centers, not my team of five. It had almost zero automation, and the UX was circa 1985.

So I had a meeting with the Service Center team to go over my concerns. One feature I needed was an autocomplete field for ticket macros. This let us quickly process messages in our workflow. And it was just an autocomplete field, something I'd built myself dozens of times.

The Service Center folks acted like they'd never seen anything like that. They said it would take a year to add that feature to their product, but management still said I had to switch. So my boss, who had my back, got it thrown up the chain of command at Oracle. And then again. And again.

After a year and a half of this, averaging about a meeting a quarter, I finally got on the phone with an EVP who asked a very good question: "How much is this costing us per year?"

"$5,000" I said

"Why are you wasting my time with this?" she said

"Good question" I said.

I ended up getting to keep my ticketing software. I don't know if Service Center has autocomplete fields yet.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What a weird coincidence

There's a really good chance it IS coincidence. Oracle Cloud has a history of straight up deleting "always free" tier VMs and data in Oracle Cloud. This has been going on for years.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I haven't done any extensive looking at his situation specifically, but your link is more confusing than clarifying. He originally said his access was revoked and all his data deleted, but in your linked post it says his access to was revoked, but his server is still running. Is he saying that his VM still exists, the OS still running, but someone logged into the OS and specifically deleted all of his data leaving the server intact? That doesn't sound likely, so I don't understand what his situation is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

Does that include permabanning the users too?

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

Honestly it's so annoying we just can't natively crossposting from mastodon and we have to keep using screenshots.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Would be cool if there was a way to basically display a toot with mastadon-like formatting simply by linking it in Lemmy. Since it's all in the Fediverse it could even display the live number of likes, boosts, etc. and provide an easy link to the toot author's profile

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

You have my support. I don't do twitter-like feeds (never got the appeal), but absolutely love the content on Mastodon. Having that content on my Lemmy feed would be golden.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Sounds like a fantastic feature to add in. Linking the feds together to promote useage.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

ORACLE: One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

I always heard it as One Rich Asshole. TIL

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