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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Top tierπŸ‘Œ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

We get eggs by the dozen, or half dozen. I've never seen a ten pack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

anything but metric

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

In Germany 10 packs are common

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eggspensive was right there!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He clucked up

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lol, you can buy a full chicken for $5 (10 for $49.99) and they lay between 4-7 eggs a week, you can make an ROI between 1-2 weeks and never have to buy eggs again.

I would strongly recommend you buy chickens if you have the ability.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Unfortunately good feed is more expensive than the chicken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

don't they eat scraps?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also testing for diseases. They could catch the bird flu and you might not know it right away and you end up catching it from them. I'll let the farms deal with testing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Nice try, Purdue.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Yeah, keeping them alive and healthy is the expensive part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

We wanted chickens so badly this year but with H5N1 spreading and owning 3 cats (which seem to have a high death rate from H5N1) I'm still not sure if it's a great idea. If anyone can convince me though I would still happily get chickens.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be fair, lots of animals like to kill chickens. I've lost dozens to predators. And I'm committed to free range, I don't want to keep chickens locked in a small coop/run all the time. I still lock them up at night and they appreciate that. I actually have zero at the moment, waiting for spring to start over after some dogs jumped over my fence and killed all of mine. I still get free eggs from my sister though. Oh, and you can't suggest chicken ownership without disclosing all of the chicken shit. It's almost mountains of chicken shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I had 7 and am down to 2 because of a coyote.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Call it Guano and sell it as fertiliser.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It's also how Bond originally killed Dr No

Bond kills No by taking over the guano-loading machine at the docks and diverting the flow of guano to bury him alive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are your thoughts on suburban chicken ownership? I'm wholly uninterested, I need another creature to keep alive like I need another hole in the head, but my wife and daughter are really into the idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

That's essentially what I have been doing. You'd be surprised how many predators still roam the suburbs though. I have lost chickens to raccoons, opossums, hawks, dogs and foxes.

My only real suggestion is check your zoning. I was operating in a kind of grey area but I have known people who had to get rid of their chickens to avoid daily fines. Getting well set up for chickens is a bit of work, I wouldn't want to do that in vain.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (11 children)

The US Americans. Pretty sure the rest of America doesn't have crazy egg prices, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Did bird flu just miss your chicken populations, or are you just fine eating diseased produce?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Dude, we tried to get coffee before it went up... It had already went from $12 to $16!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i chuckled-- but eggs are pretty expensive everywhere at the moment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They are half the cost in Canada right now due to better supply management and taking public health a bit more seriously (only 6% of Canadians chickens are infected vs 14% of American chickens).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'm not sure why the US people are so bothered by them in particular that it made into the spotlight on presidential campaign... I mean, it's probably not the most expensive item on any recipe.

But yeah, they are currently expensive.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Bread, milk and eggs are just traditional bellwethers of food economy in the US, so they get scrutinized first/most.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Purely due to circumstance, the price of eggs became an easy, overly simplified economic indicator, and via massive amounts of misinformation/disinformation, somehow an indicator of the Biden administration's efficacy. Eggs were essentially the stand-in for all the complicated and politically inconvenient stuff that willfully ignorant folks don't understand, prefer not to think about, or simply want to deny.

Willfully ignorant people know that grocery prices in general were being affected by inflation, but understanding the causes and recognizing that it was a global phenomenon was not something they were willing to engage in because it was an easy way to demonize and blame Biden.

In my personal experience, when prices spiked last time, these were the people who claimed that eggs were the bulk of their diet because it was the only protein they could afford to eat anymore. That was never true for most, but that's what they claimed as they lamented how they could no longer afford to eat. They also liked to mention the prices of the highest price tier eggs (name brand, organic, fancy stuff, free range, etc) and try to pass that off as the going rate for eggs, despite the fact that they never bought those "premium" eggs prior to the price hike and that the "cheaper" eggs cost significantly less. Also, now that it's happening under their preferred presidential administration, suddenly they are much less vocal (almost completely silent) about the price of eggs. But if forced into a discussion about the topic, they suddenly appear to understand and advocate for the idea that it's caused by factors outside of the president's control. Funny how that works, huh?

On the flip side, most of the folks who are currently bringing up the egg prices are doing so in a satirical sense (even if it's covertly satirical), fully aware that Trump isn't in control of the egg prices. It's just a good way to further demonstrate his supporters' own hypocrisy. Also, it's sort of giving the willfully ignorant people a taste of their own medicine. Probably not terrible effective from that standpoint, but cathartic for the people currently doling it out.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

eggs went from about ~$3.00 us to ~$8.00 us for a dozen large, that coupled with every other fucking thing that's gone through the roof in unabated unregulated "post pandemic" inflation, hits just about everyone, it hurts, and means or causes fear that just about everyone will stop being able to afford their basic needs

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Related note: There are some good vegan eggs out there to give a try!

If you want something that cooks and bakes like eggs there's stuff you can by like Just Egg

For baking there's a million things you can use that are pretty cheap. For instance, Aquafaba is the leftover water from cooking chickpeas or the water in the can if you buy it canned. Acts like egg whites and can be used as a binder for baking

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