Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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This is a distressing image
I cannot fathom why you would have so many beans in the office. And queso cheese???
Next time try just one big bean
I don't know why but something tells me I can't trusty this person.
Why won't u let me cup ur beans 🤲 🥺
NSFMR
What would you need 2 vaults for?
The top one is a drop vault you can see the little door, employees can deposit it without needing a code. Managers have access to this one to reconcile all the days deposits for the end of the night close.
The bottom one is long storage usually only the gm/owner has that code. The previous days cash is verified then moved into that one for holding until a bank run or money truck pickup can be arranged.
Standard restaurant set up.
One for each of the bowls if beans
In case you want to use it more than once.
At least the safe did it's job
It's easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.
That's the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?
Sudo root delete beans
BEANS
How do I delete someone else's post?
One day ill learn not to scroll during work hours
I think I've cracked the case, guise!
We are in for a week of bean memes
They never stopped if your instance is federated with hexbear. People block/defed because they don't like the politics but they don't realize they are missing the hot bean action
Yeah. I block authoritarians on sight because fuck that shit. So hexbear was gone within a month of joining lemmy.
BEE MEMES?
What is the office doing in the kitchen?
The real sad part is the lack of leg room under the desk. I can't imagine sitting all cramped all day.
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I came looking for this
Glad you came ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me too, glad I wasn't disappointed
I always see this scene and get so sad for him. That's a lot of food that he put a lot of work into and was proud of his work. Watching him try to shovel it back into the pot hurts. I know it's meant to be played off for humor, but I see next to none in that scene.
I have a friend who I suspect has never raised animals, tell me about the "funniest moment on broadcast tv" in excruciating detail. It was the episode of WKRP when they threw turkeys out of a helicopter and instead of flying, they dropped to their deaths. Apparently, that's really funny.
He also recounted an episode of Night Court when a couple got in trouble accidentally killing a bunch of baby chickens in a propane explosion.
If I didn't already, I would have sworn off sitcoms from that.
That’s because you have empathy and Kevin is generally a wholesome character.
Do yourself a favor and never watch Seinfeld.
If you take away the laugh track, it is astoundingly clear that the main cast are all just evil, narcissistic sociopaths, they never do anything that doesn't benefit themselves, and they have no problem at all ruining other people's days or even lives, their metric for whether or not something was a good idea or not is entirely whether it worked out well for them...
... ironically with the exception of Kramer, who actually attempts, from time to time, to do good things for other people which will not benefit himself, he just goes about them in often dubious ways.
Always Sunny just leaned into this, and made you fully aware that the main characters are sociopaths. They literally show the progress of how they ruined the lives of the people around them. That’s why I love that show. It’s a perfect example of everything not to do in life if you want to be happy and fulfilled.
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This has not bean your best day
FYI: Feeding your computer the beans isn't how you get your bean posts on Lemmy.
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Bean-master level unlocked!
I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job
I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11
Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.
damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That's a lot of beans
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