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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What? No Magnum 44 marker?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

This triggered some memories.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What's that last one? A nose smells better than it tastes? Or are we talking boogers?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, noses can't taste very much is my guess so they are a lot better at smelling

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Our sense of smell is crucial to tasting things

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My COVID nose made surstrΓΆmming taste pretty good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Guess that's one way to get people to stay away from you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's not that your nose can't taste very much. It's like the other three, eating a nose won't taste very good.

You're supposed to get to the nose and think about how it definitely wouldn't taste good. Then you think about how it doesn't really smell that much better than you imagine it would taste. And then you go "Ahh. Smells! My nose is good at smelling!" and then die laughing at the hilarity of the wordplay.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a pun. The nose smells as in detecting odors.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ I am le stupide.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I guess physically, nose is better at smelling than tasting

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know, have you tasted a nose?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you ever smelled a nose?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Has anyone made the, β€œtaste better than it smells” post yet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some types of cheese would be one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Stinking tofu and Durian be like 🀀

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Vanilla extract does not smell better than it tastes, what?

It tastes like vanilla. It smells like alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cleeearly not an alcoholic πŸ™„ smh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

In small amounts and mixed with things it tastes good, but straight up vanilla extract would make me puke. Love the smell though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I work in a plastics analytical lab and I hate the smell of chloroform. Not because it's dangerous or anything. I just hate how it smells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do u mean, you don't like the sickeningly sweet pool chlorine 2.0 smell?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe I've run into too many edgelords in the lab who "love the smell". Doesn't smell like chlorine at all really for me at least. I see it as the most awful artificial fruit perfume.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every time I've smelled it, my butt hurt afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You need to aggressively huff it for a while before you lose consciousness

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Vanilla is ok but have you ever huffed almond extract? Only a drop tho

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean like this? πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Beantown

what a name for a company. I wonder someone will repost this when the whole "Lemmy is obsessed with beans" thing happens again.

EDIT: assuming this is your photo, you have a shitton of sodium cyanide there lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Boston's nickname is bean town. Lots of pure sciences and specifically bio/pharm/chem going down in Boston. Strange they're NH based. I wonder if they moved out of Boston for lower overhead.

Either way we buy a lot from them. They have high quality stuff and deliver on time. Fuck Fisher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I love how budget their labels are

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I like to cook πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fresh motor oil smells amazing imo. Kinda earthy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Use it for cooking if you're in a pinch