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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Jadzia, because she's awesome.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Jadzia can save her own self though because she's a badass. Porthos is a helpless lil doggo.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Porthos made it to the end of his series, meanwhile Jadzia…

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Technically, since the last episode takes place on the holodeck centuries after the events of ENT no one in made it to the end of the series.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

someone should have told Worf this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Am I a weirdo for liking Ezri?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (11 children)

I like both Ezri and Jadzia, but Rick Berman did Terry Ferrell dirty and that's the only reason we had Ezri. So I like Ezri, but there never should have been an Ezri.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

No, Ezri is cool too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like Ezri. It was somewhat crazy to me that they never originally intended on killing her off to begin with.

Like, they created a race that can (sort of) Doctor Who style turn into a brand new person, and their plan was to never utilise that beyond one season 1 episode where someone steals the Dax symbiote?

That's crazy to me. Don't get me wrong, they did utilise the "I have multiple lifetimes of experience" aspect, but never intending to give her a new character was a little odd.

I really liked Ezri. It's just really unfortunate what happened to Terry Farrell that made it happen.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

One of them should have been Wesley.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Wesley is like half a Q. He can save himself.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Shut up, Wesley.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I’d feel bad about choosing between any of who’s up there, but I don’t think anyone would miss Wesley

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I liked him. They could've made the "boy genius" storyline a bit better, but then the "genius" part overlaps with Data too much I guess. Also, he shouldn't have had issues getting into the academy at all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He’d have been so cool as like a prodigy type, that’s where I thought they were going with him making cool gadgets and understanding traveller. I really wish they’d just gone through with it, since the best and brightest are supposed to be the very fabric of starfleet no overlap should be a problem.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I was 10 years old when TNG started, so Wesley was perfect for me. "A kid can be on the bridge of the Enterprise? A kid like me?"

Also, Wil Wheaton is awesome. And a good actor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I would execute Wesley myself to save Porthos.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

All other 5 of them can save themselves just fine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Uhura can save herself with a sexy fan dance!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The dog is the only one that can't actually consent to space travel, and regardless, couldn't possibly know the risks. It is innocent, and doesn't deserve a violent fate.

Everyone else knows that they signed up to live in a metal box, with an artificial biosphere, which is all that separates them from the cold void of deep space. Also, said deep space is jam-packed full of things trying to actively break that metal box, if the crew doesn't beat them to it first. And nobody knows that better than Seven.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seven didn't. At least not originally. Annika was dragged along by her parents out into the middle of nowhere to get assimilated.

Yes, she decided as an adult to continue her career in space, but she definitely didn't make that original choice.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"The dog"...

You mean PORTHOS! Give them some respect!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Exactly! The Dog is Tendi's dog, not Archer's dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Aka the Destroyer of Trees, the Consumer of Cheese!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can I save two if I kill Burnham twice?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

two dogs? :D

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I’d save seven and together would would figure out a way of using time travel to save the other 4

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Save the dog by merging it's mind with Seven of Nine's body. Not because it's a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We are the Dorg. You will become a good boy. Resistance is futile.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...We will add your zoomies and derpy expressions to our own.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They should put Tuvix as choice as well .but porthos wins.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can't save Tuvix. No one can save Tuvix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The logical choice is Jadzia, because if you save her you also save Dax.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

No one said Dax wouldn't survive. It only shows Jadzia. So still Porthos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Just remember that you can't save Porthos and the cheese.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Seven or jadzia is an impossible choice for me

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