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Nope, the premium one comes with "almost no ads"

No one wants to sit through 3 commercial breaks for parks and rec.

Has there been a Bones/Bones crossover day yet?

And cats

This may be the best Shampoo commercial I have ever seen.

Sir, this is the Tavern of Wendy.

Pour one out for Sir Kitty, Knight of the Sofa, Protector of the Treats, Lord of the Snuggles!

Source for my claim. It was going to be NIV, but they didn't come to an agreement.

It's public domain so they don't have to pay for the copyright of a modern translation.

This makes sense. Another theory is O'Brien's character had a speech impediment related injury gained during whatever action won him his award.

To be fair, that man is 100 years old. His medicine cabinet must be briming with pills.

Honestly, I'd more judge you for microwaving tea.