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Couldn't be more than $250 depending on the condition.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a really good price for shipping I must say

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's pretty decent considering the weight yeah.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They just fly it to your house

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And then they lose it 😎👉👉

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best part is the additional 5.5$ for shipping.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

TBH the ad got me there. Moving a 6 tonne jet for just $5! At that cost, I’m thinking of getting 3!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does a fighter jet that can fly by itself need $5.50 for shipping? WAKE UP SHEEPLE YOU ARE BEING SCAMMED!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think because there is assembly required before it can actually do that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nah. It's because it's stealth. That's the finder's fee.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if they'll take Pepsi Points.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This one right here knows his shit.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

"some assembly required"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hey packaging ain’t cheap

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Upvote for a castle reference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That reference is going straight to the pool room.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

100% positive feedback

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Forgot the:

-May have some damage, buy as is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's eBay so you have to be happy something legitimate even turns up even if it has a few dings and scratches and needs assembly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Whoa, this thing is trashed, it's basically useless now."

Condition: Untested

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Nah...not in that color.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wheres the "no low balls I know what I got."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you're Australian without telling me you're Australian

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no my secret has been discovered!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"No low-ball offers, I know what I have."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Can use my game console to fly it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about some jousting sticks instead?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Didn’t the pilot eject? That’s when the baby capsule, still in box might come in handy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They say plane fly overhead: drop value. Heh. In Beirut, plane fly overhead: drop bomb. I like these planes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

cockpit lightly shat in. as is. will consider trade for a 1988 Ford Festiva and a collection of cassingles.