came_apart_at_Kmart

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

the only people who know how to torrent are the ones that want to learn. the learning curve is gentler than a walk-in shower. I've shown people of all ages and all tech backgrounds, though recommending VPN connections and getting that going does throw a few.

anyway, it's so easy, it's crazy compared to the old days of usenet, ZIP disks, ftp sites, .is files, and sequenced RAR files. this is the golden age of piracy and I love it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

his ultimate would be popping up in mid screen with prompt text saying, "It looks like you're trying to lose at smash bros" and then all the other characters are rearranged and stacked like cascading windows + frozen with spinning hourglasses on them and clippy gets like 10 seconds to damage dump.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

what a limited imagining of a robotic sex partner. not one of them is a shrieking metallic skull on the thorax+abdomen of a 700 lb scorpion with a tail that injects an adrenaline and DMT mix.

which is what we all want to come home to,, am I right fellas?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

once they automate making homophobic jokes and farting in bed, cishet men are RUINED. men will wish they stayed grinding that WoW gold.

 

i was lost in my own thoughts when this ancient, new grounds web-animation popped into my head. this was originally uploaded almost 20 years ago (October 6th, 2004).

nostalgia for the oldheads, i guess. i don't really get what the inspiration for this was. just another weird, low bandwidth flash animation. i guess the dad is jacked up on the devil's lettuce... back in the days when buying the weed drugs from some guy in the parking lot of an IHOP meant you were literally helping Al Qaeda do more 9/11s.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

great pic by the AP, open mouthed, aggressive angry, pointing and the lighting makes his eyes look like empty sockets of vantablack space, where all love and humanity go to die.

lol, "looks like" just playin'

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

he's a real VIKING of following the rules written by rich people!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

no, this is what happens monetary policy is the only tool in the neoliberal toolbox, corporate profiteering is unchecked, and 2 million workers die off to keep the rent checks coming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

cockpit lightly shat in. as is. will consider trade for a 1988 Ford Festiva and a collection of cassingles.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

you can tell how little attention Democratic Party apologists like this pay attention to the Democrats, because they never seem to see any of the absolutely dirty tricks they pull against popular progressives to enforce discipline, that are somehow never ever deployed against these sineating right-wing assholes like Sinema and Manchin.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (11 children)

so you're saying they can't get anything done, because they follow special, unwritten rules against getting things done. because getting a good thing done is bad.

another ringing endorsement to vote for the Democrats.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

socialism is when I listen to NPR. capitalism is when I go to my parent's house for Christmas. communism is when I get to program the radio presets in mom's Honda Odyssey. social democracy is when I go to Starbucks. liberalism is when I look through the LL Bean catalogue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

you sound like you are entangled in several MLMs.

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