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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Its not gay if its for fighting right?.. right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Right, but in between each round you need to say "no homo."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

Right. Let's have a sword fight. 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

You mean like those amateur wrestlers wearing singlets?

[–] [email protected] 101 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Wanna suggest to use this in human wars. State leaders have to battle it out like this.

Immediate end to all wars, no doubt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Either there'd be no more wars, or dentures would start to look very interesting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm starting twice as many wars to see if I get to lock lips with Margaret Thatcher

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well, about that one...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

yeah i know she's a lousy kisser. i'm worse. I win this round.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

You doubt the power of my kissies?!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wars break out all over the world Trust us smooch , we are doing this smooch for our country!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

CNN viewership skyrockets.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

I'm ready to fight! LET'S GO! COME AT ME, BROS!

powercry-1

[–] [email protected] 63 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Who wants to fight!? 😡

(👉👈)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

First one to loosen, loses?

I'll compete on the condition there's a drug test before hand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

😳

So like... Psych meds and hormones don't count right...?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago

No no, that's a "drugtest". I want a drug test. I want to test some drugs before the cock-off.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

They tried it in the past

but normally they only dare to deal with defenseless babies to show their superiority

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I know, maybe also mencionable kisses from a Mafia boss.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

This is what comes to mind whenever someone uses that "Iron sharpens iron" line.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Dudes rock

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

"We're just innocent men"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They're a type of Gourami, and I believe they're all aggressive. -Hence why people use plants and shelters to give other fish hiding spots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

No, that's a bruxish