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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

10/1

10/2

10/3

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I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (5 children)

What would be the best then?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let's meet up, how about 1703530800 'o clock?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Not 1703530801, not 1703530799, we meet at exactly 1703530800!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

25/DEC/2023

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd give this comment a 4/10.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I judge this... 4th of October

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Does look like cricket scores tbh

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ya but in this case he's not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn't Grey and I can't have children.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

If we're looking for inaccuracies, I don't know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it's tea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Whutsit say, Cletus?"

"C-H-A-R-L-I-E... Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Earl Gray.

Charred.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does this counts as cannibalism?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That's someone's fetish