F_Haxhausen

Neither. Trick question.

I’d choose the secret third option:

The cyanide pill.

Misread. My apologies.

water scarcity is going to be a huge problem in the near future.

How near?

I take comfort in getting older and getting closer to being dead.

I can barely wait. The comfort of nothingness is a great help.

True. Once you ignore all the bad things, you only see good things.

Or oil and corn and meat and dairy.

Maybe don’t use Facebook or any other site that does this?

I’ve been told this is an unreasonable solution.

How can you “still” judge me after six minutes? Give it 10. Then we shall see.

Goddamn it!

No. Radishes are cool as a cucumber. Or maybe not, since radishes are kinda spicy. But still. Radishes are might the best maybe be.

Edit: I was being silly. Which I never do. So maybe it didn’t come across like that.

Pirate "services"?

Being alone is not bad.

And a crowd seems like the loneliest place.