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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When a Tesla gets stolen, do they call it an Edison?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The tagline for Edison motors is "Stealing Tesla's ideas"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So folks know this isn't a hypothetical Edison Motors 🍁

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's worse. Edison never managed to steal Tesla's name.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Nah just his work and credibility

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you're saying he invented the electric car right? jk. Edison, probably would have creamed his pants for an opportunity to create a government position to eliminate his competitors.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Edison did abuse the government enforced patent system to eliminate his competitors.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where is that large automobile?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

On fire in a ditch, after hitting a shallow puddle.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These days I'd say Henry Ford, which Id argue is even worse.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Remember when the ADL complimented him as 'the Henry Ford of our day', and then walked it back as organization members pointed out that side of Ford's legacy and then he spent the next few years proving those folks extremely right?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I see a headline that Elon is driving other companies' cars into elephants to try to show how dangerous other cars are, I'll have to check to see if it's an onion article.

It probably won't be.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Topsy was electrocuted at the request of the ASPCA because they deemed it more humane than just giving her a bunch of cyanide and hanging her.

Edison Studios, which has about as much relation to the man as Tesla Motors Inc. does their namesake, filmed the event.

The War of the Currents was a decade previous and between Edison and Westinghouse.

Edison and Tesla wrote each other friendly letters and spoke well of each other in public.

Tesla has such a weird reputation. Entertainment is not history.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you're saying Tesla did NOT invent a cloning device?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crazy story. Tesla didn't, David Bowie absolutely did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Venture Bros Bowie.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Thomas Edison (derogatory)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"You promised you'd be Tesla but you're just another Edison" -Rät (Penelope Scott) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpxT9TLGoLI

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As much as I enjoy the song it's important to remember that the Tesla vs Edison story is 60% bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

at least Edison has a legacy worth mentioning

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, he was still a capitalist pos of the highest order as well as sympathetic to the antisemitism that was well within the Overton window in those days.

!topsy!<

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They'll say "aw Topsy!"

at the autopsy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Except if Elon went deaf he'd never stop bitching and moaning about it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, PT Barnum was at least entertaining. Sure, he just wanted to take your money, but he didn't kill people in the process and you got a pretty reasonable value for paying admission.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He was mostly lucky in that regard. The amount of fires Barnum had with only animals dying and not people is pretty impressive. He had at least five buildings burn down alone. One of his fires at the American museum had a nice effect due to the cold weather in New York at the time.

It took a while after his death before one of the big top shows really went up in smoke with significant loss of life.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartford_circus_fire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If I've learned anything from your elaboration, it's that I should vote for an arsonist, but only if they burn things for insurance money rather than murder.

On a more serious note, the first fire alarm boxes weren't invented until Barnum was 42, and still took some time to spread from Boston. Places weren't super-well equipped to deal with normal fires, much less ones that started in places filled with hay, dust, paint, paper, and dyed cloth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

In his defense the concept of fire safety was still being figured out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Henry Ford arguably more appropriate, given his propagation of fascist ideology.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Imagine what kind of Topsy level shenanigans he can get up to under the coming administration.