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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't do anything. It's already a stable situation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think I'd scream, but my voice may be a little ho~~a~~rse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Booooooooo! 😂

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

does the big horse move its legs to run with the little ones flailing all over, or does it just hold really still while the little ones run making it glide though the pasture?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Horse fart jet boots

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I would rent a house for this penta horse.

Or maybe it's a penthouse for the pent-horse.

Not a professional so Idk, though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Is that what a horseshoe is supposed to look like?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd look at what the little horses are Standing on cause this smells like fractal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's horses all the way down

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'd call a horseologist and tell them to get over here right away, there's no time to explain

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Zoom in to see even smaller horses

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Kick one of the tiny horses in the leg, breaking it instantly and forcing the larger horse to stop and shoot themselves in the foot to put that foot out of its misery.

While that's going on, I make my escape.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Get more ducks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Inside THE Situation?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds something like this when walking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Demand a paternity test

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does that horse have 4 horsepower or 5?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Idk, the horse looks kinda friendly, ngl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

LOL, it's the Nac Mac Feegle stealing a horse, except they'd carry it backwards. They usually steal "ships".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which horses legs move? big horse, small horses or both?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's got to be exclusively the small ones, surely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm thinking it's kind of like roller skates

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Still saner than the average horse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Be correct about something and see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Good question!