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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

... and relish goes in the pump action relish shotgun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not to mention the pickle minigun and the slaw howitzer..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I would like to order a baked bean airstrike on this position

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

some things in life are just NEEDED!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

The little bottles on the right hand side are the cartridges the gun dispenses from. Red tipped cartridge holds ketchup and the yellow one mustard. The gun in the pic is currently loaded with a yellow tipped cartridge (seen sticking out of the muzzle) and is therefore correctly dispensing mustard.

The gun just happens to be colored red. You want a yellow gun, go make one yourself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Condiment King will not stand for his weapons being abused in this manner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Marketing Consultant: No, King Condiment, you can’t put red in red on an ad. They won’t see it. They’ll wonder why you’re selling a gun to shoot at food.

The King: But it’s great advertising!

Marketing Consultant: No, that’s not a great marketing ad.

The King: But they can still use red for ketchup right?

Marketing Consultant: Of course. And your instructions can tell them which is for which.

The King: It’s so confusing!

Marketing Consultant: It is. And if you had hired us before manufacturing millions of these we could have told you about using another base color with red and yellow grips and triggers. But you didn’t and so here we are.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

According to many, ketchup goes in the garbage instead of on the hot dog

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ketchup is for the fries, never the dog.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That's right! In the square hole!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I can't help but notice that's an awfully small wiener. Confirms my priors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can someone remind me what Hank is actually yelling to Jesse in this scene? Fuck I need to watch this show again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I made the mistake of watching breaking bad again, right after finishing the Sopranos, so I could compare them. Watching breaking bad after Sopranos makes you kinda dislike it. It's such a straight forward show, no depth or hidden meaning, and it's miserable all the way through. Great show but it will never hold a candle to Sopranos. Even the ending to breaking bad was straightforward and neat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It’s %3 yellow, I’ll give it a %3 pass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They only come in red I think