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Ticking away
The moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours
In an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground
In your hometown
Waiting for someone
Or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine
Staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long
And there is time to kill today
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

You work your entire life to pay for your headstone.

(Approximate translation of some french punk lyrics that capture the same sentiment)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We bought a travel trailer back in 2011. A neighbor asked for a tour, so I showed it to him. He was telling me that it had been him and his wife's dream to buy an RV when they retired and tour the country. Unfortunately, medical issues meant that never happened.

He told us we were smart to do it young. You just never know. And we've had many great experiences in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And we've had many great experiences in it.

Oh, I bet you have ... ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

THE IMPLICATION HERE IS SEX

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

This is a good place to remind everyone that if you wait for social security retirement in America you have a really good chance of dying shortly after that retirement. The great die off starts at 65.

And yes you can live healthier to have better odds of getting higher on that chart. But you cannot add young years. So if your idea of Europe includes skiing in the alps or something then you need to go before you retire. Don't let the idle rich dictate your life. They aren't waiting around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

And yes you can live healthier to have better odds of getting higher on that chart.

Living healthier means keeping your stress low, saving time for exercise, and limiting your intake of fast food.

But these are luxuries primarily reserved for the already wealthy. Luxuries afforded through cheap service sector labor.

Like so much else in this country, good health is paid for with a labor tax on the poor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That population pyramid is a bit misleading because the baby boom coincides with the ages with the steepest declines. In part, there were significantly fewer people born in 1939 compared to 1959, so you'd expect way more 65 year olds than 85 year olds in 2024.

Yes, the death rate is higher among older people, but the life expectancy of a 60 year old man is still another 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

the life expectancy of a 60 year old man is still another 20 years.

Also, importantly, Americans (born in 1980 as a reference) have a 95% chance of living to see age 60.

Even in relatively poor and disadvantaged states (W. Virginia or Mississippi) you're looking at 92-94% odds.

We've solved for a lot of the early mortality threats common to prior generations - childhood diseases most prominently. We've also seen a general improvement in public health with respect to smoking and drinking. And workplace safety has improved dramatically as we shifted from Ag Labor to Industrial work to Office jobs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

You're not wrong but you're not right. Life expectancy is an average. Here's a 1980 chart that shows the same trend.

Also baby boomers are 60-78 years old. You can clearly see the die off happening within their generation.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 21 hours ago

Poor bastard was waiting for Windows update to finish.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think I'm the second frame, quickly becoming the third

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I might still be first, how do I break out, waiting for instructions......

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe it's time to finally give it all up and buy that little sailboat ⛵

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I suffer from catastrophic seasickness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

there are pills for that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I keep having dreams of things I need to do

And waking up but not following through

But it feels like I haven't slept at all

When I wake to a silence and she's facing the wall

Posters of Dylan and of Hemingway

An antique compass for a sailor's escape

She says, "You just can't live this way"

And I close my eyes and I never say

I'm still having dreams

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Same. Especially this song. More chills given than any other song. I'd assume I've listened to it 200 times or more at this point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's brutal, isn't it? 7 minutes of pure distilled existential terror

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yeah it's breautiful™

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Mine is "Dogs." The combination of the message and the barking in the solo is just...

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was going to run, but I had to stay for the epic solo...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bwahhhhhhhhh

Bwaaa waa waahhhhh

Do doooooo deeeewww dooowoooo

Doo doo doo

BlununinhNUH NUUHHHHH

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Sad modem noises.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I had this happen to me once when I was trapped in a whale. Sat down to play hand of poker. Next thing you know 40 years had passed by.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Its ribs are ceiling-beams, its guts are carpeting, I guess we have some time to kill.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I wonder what motivational posters workers in the Bahamas have on their wall

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

People crave what they don't have.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

A big rusty secondhand spaceship, with which to run a dinky little trans-lunar scrap and salvage company. My second mate would be a cat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I too crave the carve

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

A lot of "third world" countries don't work the hours we do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

The Americans grinding 60-90 hours a week.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This claim doesn't really pass the smell check for me - can you point to where you get the notion from? Checking the lists for average hours worked per year per worker, richer countries routinely have lower numbers than poorer countries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Mostly it's for areas that aren't even in the developing category yet. Once you're developing you're talking about 9-5 work with less pay and benefits than in the West. But traditional work doesn't do office/factory hours. That means periods of lots of work and periods with little work where you live off the previous gains.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe they just have a big sign that just says "HERE".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

~~DON'T FORGET.
YOU'RE~~ HERE
~~FOREVER.~~

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

Or possibly a window?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Skyscrapers, most likely.

I used to live in a resort city for the past year, and really missed big city things, like specialty stores - for the whole city there was only one PC store, one bicycle store, one music store - and all of them sucked big time. So I had to rely on online marketplaces... oh wait, there were none, so I had to order international and wait for months. Local taxi was also not good, food delivery business practically non-existent. Same for furniture and appliances, instead of home depot and radioshack you'd have to go to bazaars and ask around. But the most important one is opportunities. I was a digital nomad and lived comfortably, but locals, holy hell, I don't have any idea how they survive with wages this low. Pretty sure some of those construction workers would trade it all away to live as street musicians in SF or NYC, as just surviving there would put them in like worlds top 0.1%, but instead they work for hours on dangerous jobs for what I would've spend on a cup of coffee in a local cafe catered to tourists.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not like you can afford anything else.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

I'll see you on the dark side of the Moon.

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