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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don't we?

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We already have irrational fucks, they're called politicians.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have "twisted fuck" we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And now a whole generation of 12 year old boys thinks that’s what normal sex is like.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Fun fact about me, I was actually 12 once.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Person 1: "fuck you!"

Person 2: "a real fuck to you to"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No that's simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn't involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

If I'm missing something here, please fucking let me know.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

I've been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That fuck's a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

...static fuck?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

A good point 😅

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, "what in the isomorphic fuck" covers all the bases?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains

Further you get Abelian fucks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I take "what the absolute fuck" to mean there's a platonic ideal of "fuck" and that's what they're referring to.

But this did make me want to find out the etymology of "absolute" :

https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"What kind of fuckery is this?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it's not a math term

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

|fuck|

yes it is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, this is correct.

You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

Like, I'm about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have no real fucks to give anymore).

(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lots and lots of possible interpretations for "I don't give a single fuck".

Including dozens...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don't give a married fuck/I don't give a widowed fuck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yes to all of those.

Source, my time in the Army.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I fucking love science

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Something's fucky

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There are absolutely imaginary fucks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽

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