Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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Burning fossil fuels, underage sex parties, over throwing democratically elected 3rd world governments.
Overthrowing 1st world countries as well
Human trafficking, business fraud, stock fraud, having union organizers threatened/killed...
You forgot paedophilia, human trafficking and climate destruction.
Born wealthy
Hanging out with Epstein
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"Invest in Mentors"
Fucking clown always trying to sell his stupid shit
Wasn't at all surprised to scroll up and see "mentor" in their byline
Mentors can be a legitimately good way to progress your career; but 100% of the online mentoring services are bullshit.
Like, for anyone salaried in a corporate environment; pick someone ~3 rings higher than you on the ladder in a seperate department (e.g. Team Lead, Department Head, VP, GM etc.).
They will be familiar enough with the business to provide useful guidance, helping you build up not only your skillset but your professional network. Because, the dirty secret is - after a certain point, it’s not necessarily what you know - it who you know.
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ive done the gym and knowledge thing, why am i not rich?
One must delete facebook and lawyer up before one can ascend to the realm of #4. Profit.
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Alternately, rich kids just pay off the carnival workers for the big prize without playing the game at all
Or mass deport them after living off their labor for decades
So I am middle class then. Man why does it still feel poor?
there is only the working class and the owning class. those other classes were made up by the owning class, to divide the working class.
A job is not a hobby. I feel that that shouldn't require explanation.
Sometimes, hobby becomes job and stops being hobby :c
"So, do you have any hobbies?"
"Yep! I like job, invest in mentors, knowledge..."
It’s amazing how hourly workers brainwashed themselves into believing that they’re entrepreneurs.
They really believe the nonsense that bro podcasters sell them.
They’ll be 40 in an hourly retail position wondering where everything went wrong.
Entire bottom box should be “wait for trust fund”.
I swear rich people have no actual interests
The ones that do are not spending their time posting sociopath bullshit on LinkedIn.
Any rich person born after 1993 can't party. All they know is gym, invest in they mentors, not work, be knowledgeable, do business, and lie.
No eat hot chip?
Only female rich people.
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Alvin's hobby:
CW: nudity
Oh come on, I doubt it's that large.
I don't think this individual understands what a hobby is. Your job by definition is not a hobby.
IF YOU LOVE YOUR JOB YOU'LL NEVER WORK A SINGLE DAY BROTHER AWOOOGA
Man, I knowledged so hard today.
It's hilarious to me that, while the author is trying to own working-class people's poor choice of hobbies, what it actually does is show the immense privilege of people whose only hobbies are various forms of "self improvement".
The actual bullshit message behind this:
A rich person is a good person and a smart person.
In posted this, so I am signaling to you that I am a good and smart person that will be rich if I’m not already.
Obviously the #1 life goal of all people is to be rich, so you should all be like me, and you should be ashamed when you take time to enjoy existence.
(Disclaimer: I’m not shitting on people who enjoy or find fulfillment in their job or their business)
Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.
most academics/research roles. Huge competition, your life depends on winning grants, requires PhD and years of training, poverty-level salaries.
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A job is not a hobby.
Wow, this is such bullshit.
Serious question. What is "invest in mentors"? I can't figure this one out. Like you pay people to mentor you?
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Knowledge
This mf got 8 Lamborghinis in his Lamborghini account
Also having been born into generational wealth and exploiting the finance system - that's the most famous rich-people-hobby.
I made the comment that rent should be tax deductible, just like a mortgage, and some rise and grind boot licking doofus said "you can if you run a home business." First of all, do you need to run a home business in a home you own to write off your mortgage? No Secondly, not everyone in the country can run a home business. Imagine the chaos.
Looks like an Amway ad.
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