Reading this makes me feel ancient
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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I refuse to believe anyone born in this millennia is over 18.
Hi, I'm from 2002, I'm 21
NUH-UH
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
SPONGE, BOB, SQUARE, PANTS!
OOOOOOOHHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
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Kids can drink that were born after 9/11.
That goes for the US, in germany kids from 2007 onwards can drink
You are not alone in this
Register to vote. Vote in every election that comes along. Primaries, special elections, whatever.
TIME TO BECOME A ~~COG IN~~ PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF ~~THE ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE~~ SOCIETY
I'm sure the 3 kids born in 2007 that use Lemmy are terrified.
Speaking as a 40 year old: Run, bitch! Run!
Already feel the same being 27. It's sad that they probably still think they have time.
ITβLL HAPPEN TO YOOOOUUUUUU
It's not as bad as you think!
Yeah, turning 30 is way worse
I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldnβt have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, thatβs the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.
Buddy, I don't think it's normal to shit yourself at age 30. You might want to go to a doctor.
I did. Got 99 problems and (weirdly) ass sickness ainβt one.
Ok. Good to hear sir. Now please kindly stop telling me about how you used to shit yourself.
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Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.
Literally just soyjak pointing at my ass
And nobody likes you when you're twenty-three.
They only want you when you're seventeen. When you're 21, you're no fun.
Wow that song is 21 years old now
Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I'm 30+
I'm closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.
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Donβt worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. Itβs wonderful.
seeing that the xbox one is already getting obsolete and the xbox 360 is a retro console now is fucked up
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gotta love this meme being posted every year for the last 5 or so years. absolute classic.
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Just remember, don't wait for your life to start. Your life is here right now.
I'm 18 in 2 years?
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-
Lucky bastard
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Jfk, way to ruin my morning (I also shared with my wife, to ruin hers)
Time doesn't stop, everyone will get old and out of touch
2004 kids turn 20.
NO, STOP, WAIT, IVE BEEN A GOOD BIY, NOONOPLEASESTOPNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am in this picture and I don't like it. Why did you have to remind me of my coming of age? Ugh. I don't want to grow up.
I don't want to grow up either, but I'm already 20 :(
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