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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Fuck this dish I'm trout.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

later generations of pokemon got weird huh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

it evolves into a dinosaur duck that breathes poison

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

dush is if it is dutch. fick if it is finnish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This reminded me of that thing that flushes water into vaginas

It's name is similar sounded iirc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

that thing that flushes water into vaginas

Anthony Hopkins?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What thing?

Edit: oh wait I got it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's either a dish or a fuck. Or a fick. Take your pick.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shoot I missed that one. DUSH.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Stan Duuuuush.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

That's a goosh. Look at that bill, it's not even close to the right shape for a dish.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If one was to use the terms strictly cladistically, then to my understanding, ducks would be considered a type of fish, being descended from them if one goes back far enough. The reverse of fish being a type of duck cannot be said. Therefore, I hold that in the case of a fish-duck, there is a stronger case for the creature being considered a fish, than it being considered a duck, and therefore, this is a fish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Not only that but it's mostly fish with a little duck. Using letters as percentages of the animal, it's more likely a Dish than a Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It's a fish I'd like to duck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

When "do the dishes" takes on a new meaning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Probably just the latest take on the Spinosaurus

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Simply put, yes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What a weird looking platypus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

weird-looking platypus

I think that's a world record pleonasm!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Depends how drunk I am. This time of year, very easily both.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That dish fucks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It's a fudicksh.

Why do I sound like I speak Luxembourgish all of a sudden?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm a sick fuck I like a fish duck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This is a great way to get kicked out of a cooking competition

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cook it and you'll get a fucky dish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They'll go well with my Pepperidge Farms Fuckle Duck cheese crackers. National Lampoon did a whole parody of products that could incorporate the word "Fuck" into them if and when it becomes socially acceptable to use the word fuck all the fucking time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a fuck as in what the fuck is that, and it certainly isn't a dish to look at.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Dish is my way to fuck up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It isn't. Or, rather - it shouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

How does it taste? I mean if it taste bad I would say it's not a dish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The answer is: Yes 😏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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