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[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Chapped lips is in the winter

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

You don't have to lie out in the sun naked from dawn to dusk without water to enjoy a sunny day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

They forgot skin cancer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Chapped lips in the summer? I've only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Just live in the Mountain West - Colorado, Arizona, Utah. The air is so dry it actively mummifies you every day of the year.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

"normoids" is really something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

I love sunny, snowy days. 20°C and above is just "hot" for me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

the comments here made me smile. glad to know lemmy isn't all basement dwellers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Some of us dwell in caves.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

OP thinks sunny days are too hard. I have no idea how he survives rainy days. A bit of snow would kill him instantly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

I only disagree with the drinking water one to be honest. The others I find legitimately annoying. I still wear sunscreen, but only because sunburn is even worse

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

partly cloudy weather best weather

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Bri'in moment 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☁️☕🔪

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

In the fall we usually get a few hours of rain and then it clears away to cloud or sun and that's my favourite weather.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Because the warmth from the sun feels wonderful on my skin. It's energizing and uplifting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

I am the normoid. I really enjoy it. I guess I'm well equipped for the future.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

Meanwhile, people who say they love cold weather:

"I like sweaters, coats and boots, bundling up, sitting inside by a fire with hot cocoa.". Really sounds like they enjoy being warm, not cold after all.

So maybe "I like air conditioning, watching the sun from inside, the feeling of coming in out of the heat in the summer, a refreshing cold shower in the morning, being able to wear fashionable sunglasses and hats."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I swear shorts and t-shirt until about 5 degrees C, love it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Those people can speak for themselves. I like getting plastered then walking around shirtless in below freezing temps. Makes me feel alive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, but I'm too poor for AC so the summer is all suffering. Climate change is making it worse and worse and I hate the whole world more and more.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise

Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers

The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I prefer being outside in cold weather. If I had my druthers I'd keep my house at 60 degrees in the winter and bundle up. I've lived in a house where I could wake up and see my breath in my own bedroom on especially cold days and it was glorious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Ha! Well as much as I hate the cold, I hate the heater even more. Resist turning it on until it's really too cold in long sleeves and a sweater. Air conditioner we keep at 78F, and it helps to keep the house from mold/mildew, improves air quality. Heater dries everything out and feels awful. We do set the heater to 60F, and don't run it often.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I like feeling the cold around me while protecting my vitals from it.

As I'm sure you've heard and maybe even contemplated, I can generally warm myself up. It's a lot harder to cool myself down, at least past a certain point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I have the opposite problem, when it gets past a certain coldness I can't warm up without an external heat source. Hot weather I can be cool IF I am in the shade with a breeze, grew up without AC in Florida so probably just adapted.

School kids here do have to do heat danger videos for athletics though, for some ungodly reason they do practices in the afternoons not before school and kids were dropping in the heat. It is dangerous like extreme cold is, I don't go do yardwork when it's the top of a summer day.

Was just saying that if people can say they "love the cold" because they like being warm, it's no sillier to say you like the heat because you like cooling off.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There's more of a comfy-ness to being enveloped by warmth when its cold out.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I love wearing 10kg of clothes just to stay warm while I'm outside

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

I literally do. Layers are so comfortable and safe feeling

[–] [email protected] 99 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

anon rawdogs sunlight, blames society

> Doesn't know about sunglasses

> Doesn't know about sunscreen

> What even is water

> Acclimated to climate controlled rooms

> No really, what is water

> Do you even walk bro

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who wears sun hoodies to avoid negative effects, I respect the evils of the sun.

That being said, people in the US need to learn acclimation. It does not need to be 15 degrees colder inside. In 2 weeks your body normalizes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

As someone who does not live in a climate controlled home but occasionally stays with people who do, I wholly disagree. I love being able to breathe and think rather than having to be in a place that's just 7-10°F colder because of a lot of effort airing at the right times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

are you walking around shirtless everywhere?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

For any good farm you have to prep, vitamin D farm is no exception.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago

To be fair, exposing yourself to the sun is unsafe. During summer the rule is: Don't go out into the sun. If you have to go into the sun, cover yourself with clothes. If you can't cover yourself with clothes, wear sunscreen. And limit the sun exposure to an absolute minimum. There is no safe tan.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (6 children)

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
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