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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 21 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

OP thinks sunny days are too hard. I have no idea how he survives rainy days. A bit of snow would kill him instantly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

I only disagree with the drinking water one to be honest. The others I find legitimately annoying. I still wear sunscreen, but only because sunburn is even worse