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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 21 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

are you walking around shirtless everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's hot bro

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

you will be boiled in your own juices by the fire gods

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

And I will be a damn fine meal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.