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What the hell? Why is it supposed to look like that?
I have no mouth, and I must scream.
I kinda like it
Right?! I'm going to make this my zoom background
Some kind of ketchup/tomato Monster by the color and green stem I guess
Hey is Tomatopup! This looks like a shot from the episode where he got beat up by Applecat.
Also I lied, I have no idea what the fuck this is.
It's Zoidberg! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
You still have Zoidberg... YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
It's SUPPOSED to look like that? Someone sculpted and convinced others to injection mold that thing?
I can't even tell what it's supposed to be
It's got a foot, so it's a mollusk. Beyond that, you've got me. I'm sure it's some sculptural interpretation of a bizarre looking sea slug. It's not like they don't come in some strange shapes and colors with fun protrusions coming out of their asses(it's an external gill that encircles its anus, so they're always inhaling their own farts).
How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs
I like the b boy hermit crab, but I can't really tell what the Blåhaj does.
he is just a little guy
Is that dickbutt's cousin?
Scrotumass
I read that as scro-TU-mass, took me a second to figure out what you were saying
I read it as scrot-u-mass, but reading your comment made me realize we were both wrong and it's scrotum-ass. Hooray for us!
How tf could I miss this masterpiece
It comes from a movie where the main theme is that books are the works of Satan that turn you away from God and should be shunned.
Thanks. This is now going to get stuck in my head again for months. Mmmmm... splendid. Simply delicious.
Happy to help. XD
He’s doing his best!
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper with a sea slug?
Surprise!
He’s making the same face I do when I wake up
Yeah, that's Quimbo what are you new to collecting Quimbos?
It's Will Smith 
Mood
Google Lens tells me that it's a red snail.
Mondays, amirite.
Isn't the fun part of those toys that you have to put it together?
I once got a whole freaking glider. Multiple piece frame, paper wings and tailfin that were rolled up... It was awesome!
Sometimes. Often they are instead single-piece toys.
IMHO, the best ones are the figurine.
Kinda reminds me of the Cherry Bomb in Plants vs Zombies
That's clearly is a Postlope.