Look at your body men, see where the prostate is located? You are made to be railed 24/7.
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both are wrong ; god didn't create either of them ; satan did.
Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.
God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset
Awooooooooo
BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.
Toilet phone gang posters!
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!
It's the same vibe.
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
Of course, reproduction without any forethought is one of the things that leads to that lack of future.
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Thank you for your service
Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?
What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!
But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.
Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…
I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
Did you censor sphincter?
And dick?
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!
It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….
Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.
Oooof what a blog lmao
https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/
Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.
Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.
I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.
A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.
FYI If you don't have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency