this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I accidentally imagined four. Should I unimagine one or just roll with it?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Four! That's just indulgent...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Please leave some for the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, you failed...😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m imagining an onion on my belt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard that it's the style

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not, but it used to be.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Now I'm imagining five bees.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I prefer One Giant Onion myself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Do I, though??

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who are you, Peter Glazebrook?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe I am, maybe I ain't...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You could say I'm a dreamer

About onions

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

But I'm not the on-i-on

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I imagined the fuck out of 3 perfect onions, but then I imagined 3 perfect tomatoes. Please don't tell onions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I won't tell them, but that will have to sit on your conscience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's fine. Your memes also sit on my conscience lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell yes, I have three potatoes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Correction, we have three potato."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

[onion intensifies]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Now throw them all in the trash 😌