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Look at Mr. Fatcat over here eating out while we're on the verge of a recession.

Damn corporate shrinkflating Charlie's head on us.

Every time I go south I wonder how people down there are still alive. Between the sweet tea, biscuits and gravy, pork cracklings, boudin, and kolaches, I feel like I have to take a nap whenever I eat a meal.

I heard that guy got prosecuted.

I mean, the point of the special is to find meaning in the holidays regardless of the rampant consumerism, but the impact of the message is dampened a bit by Hallmark putting out new charlie brown Christmas tree ornaments every year.

That said, it's also okay not to have holiday spirit if you don't find anything about this time of year meaningful. For many who aren't practicing Christians, it's a time to be with family because most companies tend to give days off anyway, but for those of us who have cut ties and don't see the significance of decorating and whatnot, it's perfectly fine to enjoy the time off without feeling festive.

"Next time, baby."

I will never not laugh my ass off thinking about that.

Yeah, I don't think there's a restaurant on Alberta that doesn't have at least a little of this aesthetic.

That said, Pine State is worth the asking price and I'll kill on that hill.

At the time?

"Correction, we have three potato."

• Politburo

https://www.zombo.com/

For younger generations. Lovingly remade in HTML5 because flash is dead.

They're efficient at maximizing profits for shareholders, usually at the dire expense of literally everyone else.