this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
561 points (97.9% liked)

Greentext

4383 readers
1543 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 151 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Should have invited her to go watch the eclipse together

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

There's an old quote, 'never blame on malice that which can be explained by incompetence'.

I would adapt that to be, 'never blame on homosexuality that which can be explained by stupidity'...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

This is definitely some incel "I don't need women I go my own way" sort of post.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

a lunar eclipse only takes a few hours

not all night

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

They can be over 6 hours with ideal conditions, which could be all night during the summer at higher latitudes. (On the summer solstice, my city only gets around 5 hours of night + astronomical twilight).

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Should have asked her if she wants to join him watching the lunar eclipse.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. That would have been the real pro move.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds aromantic and/or ace to me.