shottymcb

It wooshed me on the first read, I probably wouldn't have gotten the joke if your comment didn't make me do a double take 🙂

I have 1/3rd acre, takes 2 batteries to mow uninterrupted. Anything bigger than that I hope it's not just grass, that's a waste of space.

Flipping it over is often the correct way to drain the oil.

Considering Russia's past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we're probably better off without them.

He had to look up the word sex.

Normal people don't view children as sexual beings, so their junk just isn't any different than their foot. Parents especially. I see my daughter's vagina several times a day, frequently covered in poop. It doesn't register any differently than any other part of her that needs cleaning.