LostXOR

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Soon all the scammers will be replaced with AI, and we'll just have AIs calling AIs all day long.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Repost bots be like.

I knew The_Picard_Maneuver was a bot, no real human can be that active!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

That only works like 50% of the time though!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Technically solar panels are only ~20% efficient, but there's also virtually unlimited sun so it doesn't really matter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Inhales pure ozone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You'd notice if it happened on/near your retina, it was very dark, and you were paying attention. Other than that I don't think you're going to notice.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Spaghettification is completely independent of relativistic effects; it just has to do with the gravitational gradient near a very massive body. An object near a massive body experiences more gravity on its "near end" than its "far end" which causes a stretching force. This does mean that spaghettification would be noticeable, and likely very uncomfortable as you're ripped apart by extreme forces.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (6 children)

We grow flawless crystals, slice them into perfect disks, engrave billions of arcane runes onto them with magical potions and rays of light, animate them with lightning, and make them do our bidding.

And then we give them an "intelligence" that can't even count the Rs in strawberry...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's basically what parabolic flights for simulating low or no gravity are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Better to learn something new than to stay in a hole of ignorance because I can't accept I'm wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The eclipses weren't even all that exciting. :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not supposed to share this but I work in the Jewish space laser division and I can tell you that the weather control is actually done with other, invisible Jewish space lasers.

 
 
 
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