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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Say “Lord Jesus” backwards and you get “sausage roll”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

SuSeJ'd Rol

Close enough 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which, in Afrikaans, means turd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm not surprised. I speak Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That’s what they’re supposed to look like right? … right?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

I'm a sausage maker and this image is blasphemous, please delete now or the Würstermünster will curse you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Try saying sus backwards, the result will amaze you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I love a good polish sausage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I also love a good sausage polish

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Passion of the wurst kind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Suzz-eej."

Or "soosseh" in Spanish.

"Sausage" backwards is "jisauce."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

jisauce, bichael here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God backwards loves Jesus backwards

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Especially the Scooby Doo one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No, this isn't right. This needs more grease.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Laughed way more than I should have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Lay his sweet head to rest in a bed of sauerkraut.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It is because of this fact I now write it like this in my shopping list.