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[–] [email protected] 144 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Domain name was cheap.

Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what kind of business to build around it.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

That prolapse joke was a stretch.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't get it .... it's an inside joke

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

It's supposed to be, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

"It's an inside out joke" was right there

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno man. It sounds promising. Sounds like something one should goatse for one’s self.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Lots of goats in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support... expertsexchange.com

Eventually they hyphenated it.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

From their FAQ:

Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ye, but that one is on purpose

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Amateursexchange.com?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sex change operations as a hobby, now that's something

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

/#susanalbumparty lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

powergen.italia

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a wonderful day to have a mind

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I typed in the URL figuring it wasn't going to be real, but it is.

I'm thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn't speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor's new clothes kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe they're aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I could believe that. Alternately, someone knew exactly what they were doing and just let it ride to see how far it would get.

I've seen both cases in real life.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

GTA grade name.

(There's already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there's a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is "Strain Hard".

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Or when you've not kept your stabbing credentials up to date?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like a timelapse of someone being stabbed.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I goatse what they did there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Tek Knight has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Since it's Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I'm not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please just tell me the search term

So I can block it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Apps that stabilize timelapse videos

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow... didn't even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I'm telling all my friends about this as I'm writing this post.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Brought to you by the American National Automation Laboratory Corp?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now That's What I Call a Shitpost 2024

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Use "prolapse" as a search term on a porn site

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh it's a term linked to that industry...

But I suppose average people will not know of that meaning, so it's a perfectly fine brand name (I also still don't know what it means but know enough to know that I don't want to know it)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here's the "fun fact" related to the term. When dogs poop, their butt prolapses a bit, meaning some of the insides extend to the outside, and then retracts after. That's why they don't generally have a bunch of poop on the outside afterwards.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Oh it’s a term linked to that industry…

...It's tangentially related to the porn industry, but primarily, it is also the actual medical terminology many are probably more familiar with, so still wouldn't be a great idea even in that context. (You get a pass if English is not your first language, otherwise, it should be fairly common knowledge.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
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