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[–] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I read this out to my roommate and commented, “Isn’t this funny? They completely forgot about sign language.”

They just stared at me.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you try communicating in clicks?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hold on, let me give it a go.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Shit happens. Some people just never "click".

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago

Clearly, there are stupid questions.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How can I communicate with redditors?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The most reddit thing you could say.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

"Reddit moment"

Ugh I feel dirty even writing it out.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

r/SomeRelatedSubName

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Repeat comments from the last time that particular post was last posted before.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

Really pushing the boundaries of “no stupid questions” here.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but do you guys have a blind guy you recognize in your neighborhood that you wave to everytime you see him?

I do.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somehow he probably knows.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He probably feels the soft touch of wind generated by your waving hand, hears the subtle flapping of your fingers irregularly slapping against each other, smells the unique fragrance of your less-than-optimal washed skin which is enveloping his nostrils and on his taste buds he'll tas...

Ok, I need to back off and I'm sorry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I've seen enough movies to confirm. He's blind so he must be super powered in every other way.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

This one snuck up on me after a couple of seconds. Lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

r/somestupidquestions

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Most ironic subreddit name ever

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Image Transcription: Reddit


How do I communicate with blind people?, submitted by Redacted to /r/NoStupidQuestions

Like obviously there's Braille but is there some form of clicking I can do with my tongue to simulate Braille verbally?

Edit: nvm you can just talk to them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Good human.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

How do you communicate with someone who's

  • deaf
  • blind
  • mute
  • insensitive to touch
  • also imperforate nostrils
  • impervious to "mind" control and standard boilerplate cognition ;)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I invent an elaborate language around smells and my farts become my voice as a combination of musk and vibrations where the scent and timbre of my fart mean different things depending on the context.

This is the only way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Dude read book base on an alien race that used smells as a language. Called Agent to The Stars.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I TOTALLY just heard Snake the felon on The Simpsons saying this and it made me laugh

Edit: The goalposts, they are a'movin'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You might enjoy "The Androids Dream" by John Scalzi.

[–] doctorn 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Telepathically, of course...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I forgot to menyion they have a chromosomal issue that makes their mind—let's say less receptive—to extrasensory perception and boilerplate cognition🤕

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ok so less stupid I hope, how do blind folks use touch screen devices? Do they use an audio or braille reader?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

To begin with, blindness is a spectrum and not an on/off switch. That means blind people can still often see something, even if it's not clear or bright etc. Accessibility tech for touch screens is often just making the displayed content larger or higher contrast, as well as screen reader capabilities, combined with gestures, hotspots, there's definitely some capability for use of a touchscreen while vision is impaired

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Visually impaired can use high contrast, large text for easier reading. More typically an equipment made accessible for people with visual impairments and blindess would have tactile buttons (often with Braille) and audio prompts.

Screens that can produce raised Braille text anywhere are rather uncommon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

My dad is completely blind. In the past you're correct that it would have been tactile, but they've gone to touch screens pretty universally. I can't speak to android, but iPhones have really good accessibility settings. For the fully blind they have a setup with a screen reader where you can tap the screen and it says what's in that section then you tap it again to actually click it. The more common way (at least for him) of using it is to drag your finger around the screen - each section will give haptic feedback and read it off every time your finger enters a new section.

Theuch bigger problem is smaller websites and apps that don't bother going through the extra effort to define these sections in such a way that the iPhone can tell what it's supposed to be reading or even where the section really is.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

You can just talk to them?! What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

If you yell too much, they won't see where they're going.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That was posted in the wrong sub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, it was a very stupid question.

In case this isn't a joke and you actually don't know, there's a saying in the US (don't know if it exists in other countries) that some people use, that "there are no stupid questions," which is meant to help others feel like they can ask anything within the context of the ongoing conversation.

For example, if a teacher is teaching something and asks if there are any questions, they might follow up with, "There are no stupid questions," to help their students feel like they can ask anything about the topic. They'll especially do this if nobody asks anything and the teacher knows it's a difficult topic to understand.

That's what the sub name is related to.

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