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Yeah, but do you guys have a blind guy you recognize in your neighborhood that you wave to everytime you see him?
I do.
Somehow he probably knows.
He probably feels the soft touch of wind generated by your waving hand, hears the subtle flapping of your fingers irregularly slapping against each other, smells the unique fragrance of your less-than-optimal washed skin which is enveloping his nostrils and on his taste buds he'll tas...
Ok, I need to back off and I'm sorry.
I've seen enough movies to confirm. He's blind so he must be super powered in every other way.