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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I invent an elaborate language around smells and my farts become my voice as a combination of musk and vibrations where the scent and timbre of my fart mean different things depending on the context.

This is the only way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I TOTALLY just heard Snake the felon on The Simpsons saying this and it made me laugh

Edit: The goalposts, they are a'movin'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Dude read book base on an alien race that used smells as a language. Called Agent to The Stars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You might enjoy "The Androids Dream" by John Scalzi.