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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that font

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I ragged on a font like this

Someone reminded me it could be a font for dyslexics

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As someone with mild dyslexia, that is a horrid dyslexia font and a horrid font in general

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Salvation, how does it work?”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

.. and I don't wanna talk to a prophet
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Muthafuckin miracles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Anyone got a recipe for biblically accurate Faygo?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

at least mass surveillance cameras won't detect him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is a savior though?

A dead body.

Well not really, but he ain’t like anybody that you ever met before.

He’d drink Dasani and spit out Pinot Noir

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just want you to know I got this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"What is a... what the- what the fuck was THAT?! That shit is whack."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Turned water into ~~wine~~ Faygo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I could believe Jesus would slam back a cold, crispy, refreshing glass of Faygo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The loaves and fishes... at the juggaloo convention!

EDIT: Huh... what would that look like? Twinkies and Doritos? Beer and tits?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Piggy pie and Faygo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think they prefer orange face paint these days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"The Good Lord said he could heal this boy for just FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!1!"

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

WHY'D YOU POST AN IMAGE