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Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself (midwest.social)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Salvation, how does it work?”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

.. and I don't wanna talk to a prophet
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Muthafuckin miracles