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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5½ years later the giant spider I was using as the legs for a glass coffee table twitched...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Explains the 'mannequins' that liked to come to life when I wasn't looking. They're just people that have been hit with this bow.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

So with one arrow, you basically break their neck then load them into a trebuchet.

And it only costs 3000 gold. Sounds like a good deal to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I may have mathed wrong, but that's like 300 years.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

174868880 seconds/60 = 2914481.33333333 minutes/60 = 48574.6888888889 hours/24 = 2023.94537037037 days/365 = 5.54505580923389 years

Using this as the basis

1y = 31,536,000 seconds

1m = 2,629,746 seconds

1w = 604,800 seconds

1d = 86,400 seconds

1h = 3,600 seconds

So 5 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 46 minutes, and 44 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Handy back-of-the-envelope is that a year is about pi*10^7 seconds.

Also...hate to be the guy to mention leap years but...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thst doesn't seem handy at all!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks. I was half awake/asleep and unsure of my brain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What in the double chin ballsack is going on here?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

In vanilla Skyrim there's a sort of feedback loop you can perform with the game's alchemy and enchantment systems, allowing you to get enchantments like this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, it's a shitpost so: Hacks and exploits. But since it's Skyrim, probably just exploits.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it really an exploit to make potion that increases enchanting, then use it to make gear that increases alchemy, and repeat?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe? I think that's open to interpretation. IMO, only the devs at Bethesda can make that call.

Me? I'm not going to hold onto the opinion that it's game-breaking so strongly. After all, if you're having fun, what's the problem?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

To be fair, you can exploit Skyrim by looking at it funny.

I accidentally discovered the “phase through a wall by holding a plate” thing all by myself just dicking around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Perfectly balanced