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[–] [email protected] 272 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's not weird. That's how functional societies reconcile when they aren't subjected to endless propaganda and fear mongering.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, it is weird in the sense that it is unusual. But that doesn't make it bad, in fact it should become more normal.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

I'd go so far as to say it's bad that it is unusual

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i came to say this. being friends is healthy and normal.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm just so fuckin burnt out on xenophobia and i feel like that shit got pushed on me a lot growing up.

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[–] [email protected] 159 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still don't think the natives got the good deal here

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who's to say?

I was going to joke about an Amish casino, but then I remembered the move Kingpin

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Migration leading to mixed cultures instead of genocide and colonization. Americans: "This is so weird!"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

“In this here melting pot, we burn away all our differences until we’re left with only the pure white flame of Christian nationalism.”

I had to put the statement in quotes because while being hyperbole, it’s not too far from how some people think, and I don’t want to be confused with those folks.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That actually sounds awesome

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The true American dream

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Need photos this sounds adorable

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

This post has been up an hour and we have no fucking information this is unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I don't think jewelry wearing is compatible with the Amish conception of propriety and modesty but I'm not going to say it wouldn't happen.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My grandpa rents some of his fields out to an amish guy who also rents a lot of other fields in the area. The amish in our area are known to be pretty loose with their rules so my grandpa wasn't surprised when the guy showed up with combine harvester but he was kind of surprised with how new it was. My grandpa asked him how he could drive a combine when they weren't allowed to drive cars. To which the amish guy responded, "Well, I don't actually drive the combine; it drives itself. I just sit in it."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like the Amish would be ok with a robotic vacuum as long as it charged itself from a solar panel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Quite possibly. A lot of their electricity aversion stems from avoidance of relying on an electric grid owned and maintained by outsiders.

(Which to be fair is also pretty based)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Jewish people on Sabbat vibes.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Most based Amish dude I've ever heard about.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Good for them. Culture should evolve.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The "rules" the Amish live by are determined by the Elders of that group. They can be quite strict or fairly loose. And can vary by a fair bit from colony to colony even as neighbors. Cell phones can be fine for one group and be forbidden for the next.

Like some much in life, the rules are open to interpretation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I saw some Amish or similar community teens freaking out in a Sheetz over the touch screens. They were having so much fun.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Maybe it depends on the branch of Amish. I’ve heard the ones in the Midwest are a little more relaxed than the ones in Pennsylvania.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone's just making shit up based on their feelings anyway, let them do as they ~~wilt~~ will.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really depends on the community, some have cars.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (8 children)

That's not weird, that's how things should be. Working together.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

anon discovers cultural exchange

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (11 children)

What's weird is saying "native" and "indian" interchangeably in 2024.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My native american father in law prefers to call himself an Indian.

From his point of view he wouldn't call himself a "native american" because he belongs to an actual nation and indigenous people aren't a homogenous group.

He prefers Indian because it makes white people look bad. Incredibly based

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

He prefers Indian because it makes white people look bad.

I know nothing else about him, but I like him already.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A sentiment I've heard a bunch is "oh, so you called us Indians and now you're uncomfortable with that label? Well fuck you, you don't get to keep unilaterally changing what's acceptable. If thinking about colonialism makes you uncomfortable, then great! Start sitting with that discomfort and recognising the crumb of self determination that we express by identifying as Indians. You gave us that label, and it's ours now."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Me, Native American (heh): Indigenous to where? lmfao

Indigenous [Continent/general area here] would be the closest all-round. Indigenous North American just too many syllables though. Trying to fucking get away from the fucking whirlwind of every 10 years Anishinaabe, Algonquin, Ojibwe, Chippewa, Native American, Indian, Injun shit please. The fewer syllables the better, and nothing people already have please. And no stupid fucking people first word semantics dumb shit when you're literally using the same words but it's better in THIS order not the other...

I swear people just pick the worst words to describe people sometimes when going down the slippery slope for PC language. It's all so arbitrary lol.

People first language literally creates more in-groups and out-groups who have to jump literal semantic hoops, usually just to make the in group feel a little better labeling someone because people turn a blind eye to racists.

I have rarely, and I mean very, very rarely seen new language originate from minority or out-groups being used by their own people first then co-opted by the in-group. There's some random language here and there, but anything race/ethnicity related, it's almost always the in-group getting too racist to call people by what they used for the out-group before, and they have to start calling them something else or fear being branded a racist... Rather than, you know, ostracizing people for being fucking racist.

Maybe I'm just too mixed or too ND to care, but for the same reason why if you get the pronunciation of my name close enough and know you're referring to me.

TBH, I wish Injun made a comebock.

I like Namen/Nnamen. (Native North American, human, man, woman, his noodly appendage) too. No, I don't care if you say Nay-men or Nah-men.

You're wrong if you pronounce GIF as JIF though.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'Indian' is still pretty widespread in the US

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Indian isn't offensive to native Americans in general

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It’s still technically called Indian Country and there are a variety of Indian services type organizations in the government.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm falling into the old person category lately but prefer to stay in the know. What is the proper nomenclature in 2024?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Indigenous" seems to be acceptable most people. When you know them personally, use their nation or tribal affiliation. Like if your friend was Korean, and you only referred to them as "Asian," it might feel like you don't care about the difference.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Different people prefer different nomenclature, but the generally accepted standard has switched from native American a couple decades ago to American Indian now. IIRC the change happened because calling people natives sometimes seems synonymous with calling them primitive. Most US tribal groups use American Indian now

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is part of the agreement to trade fashion accessories?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

isn’t that a part of every agreement

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Yes but only among girls.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As a father who raised 4 daughters, you try and stop a young woman from wearing jewelry, perfumes, and even makeup. That's a fight you WILL lose every time.

You should see the dating scene. A young Amish boy holding hands with a young Native walking down a hallway, (or vice versa). It ain't right I tell you.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

This is local politics in action. In a federation this is protected. In a federation this could also be forced on all federated states or banned. In a federal system it is also allowed that damaging actions are outlawed or embraced and cherished by the state. It is all imperfect but the entire idea is the hope that all the various levels of legal authority check and balance themselves for the benefit of the people and are accountable to wrote law.

I am just writing this for people to maybe remember that this is how a federation (see: The United States of America) is fundamentally supposed to function.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Weird, but hey they ain't hurting nobody, so meh

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