I'm suffocating in a wall I guess
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I fall on my ass in the carpark outside the office. It's cold, but assuming there's no car there at the time, I just walk round the building and let myself back in.
I thought the no car thing was a pretty safe bet at this time, until one drove past as I was typing this.
My head would fuse with my chest of drawers, the rest of my body would fall limply to the floor about 70cm below, if my head fusing with my furniture didn't kill me, then the fall could break my neck, it would absoluetely make the chest of drawers fall over me which absolutely could crush my neck.
So, please do not do this when I am in bed.
I'm now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.
Ed...Ward.... Ed....ward. Big Brother.
shoulder leaning on the window, looking at the view Huh? Wait no! Waaaaaaahhhh…… splat.
fall off my bed
I'm like halfway in a wall, half in a bush
I collapse in a heap on a small stack of tripods and camera lighting equipment.
I'm now sitting on a TV
I'm now standing two feet to my left.
Yep, literally standing in the middle of my living room browsing Lemmy on my phone. Loads of room for activities, like getting teleported.
So... Do you often just stand in the middle of rooms while looking at your phone? That's pretty damn weird not gonna lie
I'm wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I'm in the bath now
Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I'd immediately fall onto the floor.
A lot of people pooping in this thread! I would have fallen out of bed.
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Whose feet are to my left and why are you teleporting me to them?
I'm floating in the air now! Was laying on my right side in bed.
Same! Looking forward to the bounce when I hit the bed
Land on my ass
I'd fall off my displaced chair and have my left kneecap stuck in the drawers. I guess I'd die if that merge of my knee with the drawer would result in fusion.
Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I'll only have all of my limbs sliced off.
I'd be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she's finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I'd be in big trouble for waking her
I am no longer in the hot tub, but dropped on cold hard concrete.
I fall on my butt if you don't teleport the chair with me.
I would be sitting on my 3d printer
I think id be in the mens bathroom, which id be fine with, because im on lunch break right now and its about to end.