this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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I'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.
You're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone
Doesn't mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.
Ok, there is ONE excuse.
🤣
Ok but I gotta finish poppin' first
I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It's anyone not??
If by 'can' you mean 'place where shit goes' and by 'place where shit goes' you mean 'work', then yes.
Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.
I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I'll add 20 push-ups at the end... I'm now too scared not to
pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop
Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.
There.
And cut down on the pancakes
Or don’t and just do
~100 calories for a medium pancake
~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)
=277 pushups per pancake.
Totally worth it!
You know what?
I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???
Deal 🤝
You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted
Glad to help! Lol
I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?
Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…
Haha good one, great meme.
O7
I'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...
And done.
I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it's freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.
Yes, very.
Two slipped discs. Not happening.
But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???
Yes
I did 21 cause you can't tell me what to do.
Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry
Too drunk for this shit.
Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.
Sign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! https://www.thepushupchallenge.com.au/
k done now what
No can do. My left arm is broke.
Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine
I'm a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪
I'm sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.
I'm in a car my gamer
I dont take orders from people who wear crosses, soeey doge
I'm lazy. Should be a good excuse.