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Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
AAAAAAAA!!!
That's a foforkrk.
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably ~~someone~~
a robotic voice
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Norway
TIL
There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.
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Not with that attitude you can't
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
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Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.
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Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Why is he touching it though.
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
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Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
User error. Just use colder soup.
I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove
Ysgramor can pick up soup with a fork
Forks are diet spoons.
A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫
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Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?
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